Man of Action

David Koch, billionaire misanthrope, says that President Obama really didn't do anything regarding the death of Osama bin Laden. "All that Obama did was say 'yea' or 'nay,' Koch said.

Later, Koch was heard to say he would have wrestled Osama to the ground and bit his ears off. I'm a man of action. That's why I pour millions into groups like Americans for Penury and (local laughing stock) MacGyver Institute to undermine democracy and make this country fit for decent people like me and my brother.