Today begins a new feature on The Other Side of My Mouth: Dooley and His Pals (ages 2-7). It's dedicated to the often ironic, usually childish commentary at the hysterically misnamed Real Debate Wisconsin. All are welcome to contribute (email@example.com). Here's today's first batch of playground witticisms.
What do you expect? Obama's just a street thug with a law degree. --Asian Badger
Libtardsavenothing. You are a failure. You've accomplished nothing in your life. You can bullshit till the cows come home (or in your case mom and mom) but you are a nobody. Libs are useless. --Gus/mickey
Barack Obama is a disgrace, as is anyone dumb enough to vote for our new Socialist Overlord. --Dooley
Allah-is-groovy, you are a lib troll because you are a lib troll. You know it, I know it we all know it. Your entire presence here is to piss people off with your disdain for Jesus. --Gus/mickey
Radzich, you are quite the toolbox....and an illeterate one. --Still unreal
Arizona Didn’t Send 140,000 Voter IDs Before Today’s Special Election. GO VOTE ANYWAY. - The guy who ran as a reformer really screwed the pooch. Honestly, for what it's worth.
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