Sex Ed

Comment at Blogging Blue:

Were you incensed by Clinton getting blowjobs in the oval office?

Oh cut it out conservative goofballs. Do you honestly think Clinton was the first president to do it other than by using the missionary position?

Come to think of it, what woman in her right mind would have wanted anything to do with any of the Republican oocupants? Nixon was kind of sickly looking, with or without makeup; Ford would have fallen down from a laying down position; "Mommy" would never have let Ronny stray too far; the first Bush already had something up his ass; and the second Bush would have been too busy smirking and trying to push Cheney out of the way.

Ike was kind of cuddly, though.