UPDATE Aug. 15, 2008: Ms. Victoria Osteen, wife of tele-evangelist and virgin oil field, Joel Osteen, has been found not guilty of assault. The second phase of the trial now begins to determine whether she was possessed. Prepare the Cucking Stool.
Walked The Sand With The Crustaceans. Wonkette One-A-Day, October 14, 2026.
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Weird ol’ Donald Trump keeps talking about how Democrats want to trans all
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I still say she was possessed by some sort of demon.
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