Saturday, March 2, 2013

This Is So Fabulous

From the comment section over at Sadly, No! is this unveiling of the Homo Agenda ... For dad29, the most butt-sex obsessed individual I've ever had the distinct not-pleasure to encounter.  Now that their agenda is revealed, daddio can rest easier, without that uncomfortable chastity belt locked around his mid-section.

6:00 am -- Gym
8:00 am -- Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am -- Hair appointment
10:00 am -- Shopping (preferably at Marshall Fields’s, Macy’s or Nordstom’s)
12:00 pm -- Brunch
2:00 pm
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State, and Local Governments, as well as all other national governments,
2) destroy all healthy marriages,
3) replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
4) bulldoze all houses of worship,
5) secure total control of the Internet and all mass media, and
6) be fabulous
2:30 pm -- Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest
4:00 pm -- Cocktails
6:00 pm -- Light Dinner (soup, salad [with arugula and balsamic vinegar dressing], Chardonnay)
8:00 pm -- Theater
10.30 pm -- Cocktails in the ‘hood
12:00 am -- Bed (du jour)

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