The vice president of the United States, Dick Cheney, will be briefly in power for a second time according to this report from MSNBC. The reason for his assumption of power on Saturday is the president will be under the effects of anesthesia while a colonoscopy is performed.
Apparently, a previous operation was performed in 2002. At the time:
The 2002 procedure began at 7:09 a.m and ended at 7:29 a.m. Bush woke up two minutes later but did not resume his presidential office until 9:24 a.m., after [Doctor] Tubb conducted an overall examination. Tubb said he recommended the additional time to make sure the sedative had no aftereffects.
My question: How could the doctor tell the difference?
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16 minutes ago
My question is, if they removed five polyps, does this constitute the world's first quntiple lobotomies?
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