Tuesday, July 18, 2006

The March of the Mindless Automatons

Inspired by Jessica McBride, thousands of like-minded and self-professed Christian women have declared their intent to follow their fearless leader where bloggers have not gone before. Determined to mangle sentence structure; defy grammar; refuse to read books, but comment on them nonetheless; malign other peoples’ faiths; imply reverse racism where there is none; refuse to separate fact from fiction, ignore the strictures of journalism and provide humorous fodder for liberals everywhere, these women have formed their own army … the Jessica Brigade of Mindless Automatons. Beware, the hair brigade is looking for you.

H/t to Xoff and Brew City Brawler, and special acknowledgement to Tom Tomorrow.

PS: Ever notice that profession of one's Christian faith seems to give these people leave to say the most un-Christian things?


  1. Yes, as a matter of fact, I have noticed that once someone proclaims their Christianity they can spout unkind things about certain groups of people, but if you spout back, then you're attacking them because they are Christians! When I sit down and think about it, it makes my head hurt, so I pray that God just makes them all go away.

  2. But I'm not pretending to be something I'm not. How about you, James?

  3. Just got here from a comment you left at Shark and Shepherd. I'm definitely adding you to my links!


  4. Yah, it's the Christians...

    See the penultimate comment in this post: