Clueless: The Real Sequel

Who's the clueless one here? John McCain says the ad featuring Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was an attemopt to inject humor into the presidential race. However, it appears that Mrs. Hilton, a contributor to McCain's campaign, doesn't appreciate the joke.

I suppose nuking Iran would be a knee-slapper, too. That McCain is a funny guy.

Will Colson Come To Her Rescue?

I wonder if she will see the light, or will it be former Richard Nixon chief counsel, Chuck Colson, who will come to minister to the poor lamb, Paris Hilton?

Hilton is about to embark on her 45 day adventure in the penal system. She may have the sentence reduced to 23 days for good behavior, but that seems rather extreme considering her behavior to date.

This could be just the challenge for Colson. It would be interesting to see if the former hatchet man could make an impression on Paris. However, tt has been said that Colson is a believer in intelligent design (ok, ok ... it was a Wiki source). Considering his past, and Paris' life to date, this reader sees nothing intelligent about either of them.