Eat your hearts out. I was in bed this morning with four beautiful females.
My stunning wife, Kelly; my eight-year old daughter Abby; my two-year old daughter Quin; and our little cockapoo puppy Molly all joined me in our king-size bed for some morning family goofing around.
I'm a lucky husband/daddy. Yo conservatives -- you haven't cornered the family values market, you just think you have.
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We don't know! But the CPSC killed new safety regulations on friggin' TABLE
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Yah, well if Texas Child Protection reads this post, you're history, fella.
ReplyDeleteAlso, PETA.
ReplyDeleteAnd probably the ASPCA.
ReplyDeleteCut it out guys. :)
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