I've heard through the grapevine that some of the topics will include ...
- How to make ludicrous claims about professional baseball personnel decisions.
- How to turn name-calling into a mind-numbing, repetitious art form.
- How to smear with a smile.
- Who needs those pesky grammar rules? And, lern to spel with Chris.
- Learn to hide your bigotry with words like them, they and those people.