Just Don't Cry

What Roland Melnick, Patrick Dorwin, Peter DiGaudio, Owen Robinson, Charlie Sykes, Patrick McIlheran and everyone's favorite sychophant, Bruce Redenz, would have you believe ... well, only because they were told to do so. Just don't cry because, you know, the sky is falling.

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Palin Appearances to be Simulcast in English

This from my new favorite funny guy, Andy Borowitz:

One day after announcing that she would be a commentator on the Fox News Channel, the network revealed that former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's appearances would be simulcast in English.

"We are delighted that Gov. Palin will, for the first time, be understandable to the English-speaking audience," said Fox News chief Roger Ailes. "This should create a whole new fan base for her."

Gov. Palin praised the decision, adding, "I know many Americans will be interested in understanding what I have to say and I will also too."


Also, saw this on comment thread at Media Matters:

I know it's already been taken, but the most descriptive title I can come up with for a conversation between Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin is "Dumb and Dumber".

Oh you haters. (snark)